He's nothing but a fool with a crown. [And that makes two of them.]

Anyway. Strange helped us find him. Nice of him. We found him just in time for him to tell us that he had banished our older sister and that the only thing keeping her from coming back and kicking our arses was his.. life force. I suppose?

So when he died, she returned. Broke my hammer, threw us out into deep space and went on to murder and rampage on Asgard while Loki and I bickered on Sakaar. I met Banner and a Valkyrie, brought them back to Asgard and fought her off as best we could. She took my eye. [He gestures vaguely at it.]

I discovered that I don't need mjolnir to summon lightning, which kind of helped, but it wasn't enough to stop her.

[He gets shaky at this point, it's the part that keeps him up at night.]

Loki returned with a ship big enough for the surviving citizens. We herded them on like cattle and-- I let Surtur return and crush the realm into stardust and sand.

[Here comes the thousand yard stare.] And now I'm the king who destroyed Asgard.