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[worldsaway]

"Poor timing. Leave your name so I can seek you out in future."

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[spellslots]

I dunno if I'd call it coming back cause technically he was never here, it was just a hologram

Fucking weird timing though

[worldsaway]

Does he remember being a hologram?

It is weird timing. Maybe they decided they’ve fucked you around so much, they should do something nice for once.

[spellslots]

If he remembered it wouldn't have been a hologram. He doesn't know shit

I dunno if it counts as something nice or if it's more getting fucked around

[Too much honesty there, maybe, but Thor won't tattle.]

[worldsaway]

Can't say I'd complain if they brought Bryn back.

Unless they sent her away again, so touche.

[spellslots]

I gotta admit, I haven't got a whole lotta faith in this place to not find a way to keep fucking with us

I think the portal gets off on it

[worldsaway]

That I don’t doubt.

For the record, should I expect him to fly into a jealous rage too? It’s not that I don’t love being punched in the face, but a little warning is nice.

[spellslots]

Nah he's not that sorta dude. We weren't together when it happened so he doesn't get to say shit about what I do, I don't fuck with that

[Loki is an exception]

[worldsaway]

I thought you were into that kind of thing.

[spellslots]

[DON'T MAKE HIM SAY IT WITH WORDS, THOR]

Loki's the only asshole I know who gets to be possessive

[worldsaway]

I suppose that makes me your uncle.

[spellslots]

[.........]

Oh fuck you. We've never even had sex

[So clearly its not Like That even though it is a little bit Like That]

[worldsaway]

I don't know how this works and I don't think I want to.

[spellslots]

You fucking started it, I never said shit about it being a daddy thing. Because it isn't

[worldsaway]

I'm sorry, did you think you were being subtle?

[spellslots]

There's nothing to be subtle about! It's not like that

[worldsaway]

Not like what?

[spellslots]

Don't fucking play dumb with me, pumpkin. It's not a daddy thing

[worldsaway]

My apologies. I would hate to assume your mysterious, perverse relationship is some sort of straight-forward, perverse relationship.

[spellslots]

[Rude!! But he's not letting Thor have this one]

You know I'm starting to wonder if you're jealous or something, since you're real focused on this

If you wanted me to call you daddy when we fucked you should've just asked, darling

[worldsaway]

First of all, no. Thank you.

Second of all, I have nothing to be jealous of.

[spellslots]

Exactly, darling, there's nothing to be jealous of cause there's no weird kinky shit happening with me and Loki

[Check and mate]

[worldsaway]

I've never known Loki to be someone who squanders opportunities.

[spellslots]

So I'm an opportunity, huh?

[worldsaway]

I very clearly meant the opportunity to do "weird, kinky shit".

[spellslots]

Nice save

I'm not even into weird kinky stuff so you're still just talking shit