Friendr

[worldsaway]

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	Thor Odinson
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Comments

[bottombitch]

Well, I don't talk about this much

But I am a level 53 Psionic Cybermage from Eos Theta

[worldsaway]

Really?

I have no idea what any of those words mean.

[bottombitch]

It's okay, I mean I don't get what a thunderer is

I just work with the Salvage teams anyway, we don't even have a cool name and only some of us fight monsters

You mentioned something about people using Friendr for other things, what did that mean?

[worldsaway]

I just told you what it is. I can show you, if you need.

Sex, mostly.

1.2

[bottombitch]

[ AH.

yo, hang on a minute while he just tries to process why an app called 'Friendr' turns into sex... ]

2.2; it's because thor's milkshake brings all to the yard

[bottombitch]

[ Nothing, apparently, is sacred ]

Why isn't there an app for hook-ups then? Sounds like there's a market for that.

Anyway, that would be cool - but I'm kinda feeling under the weather so... rain check?

[ The pun wasn't intentional. ]

[worldsaway]

I don't know, but I feel as if I should clarify: I'm not trying to sleep with you.

You don't need to go anywhere. You could just look out a window.

[bottombitch]

[ Well, that's good and all but he assumes - judging from the photo on his profile - that it's Thor who is getting solicited for things other than friendship on the regular.

But it's the second part he's curious about. He rolls over and sits up, resting his chin on the window sill. ]

Okay, I'm looking.

[worldsaway]

[Once Thor has Aoba's confirmation, it only takes a few minutes for clouds to darken the sky. Thunder rumbles and briefly, it starts to rain lightly.]

Do you get it now?

[bottombitch]

...

I get that I'm blaming you for every day of rain when I want
To do something outdoors

That's incredible - how did you do that?

[worldsaway]

I'm the God of Thunder. That's how.

It's not hard.

[bottombitch]

[ The nice thing about text is Thor is spared the flailing and the total losing of one's shit over seeing that kind of thing, complete with falling right backwards out of bed. Once he's recovered, he's typing - from the floor, with legs still on the mattress. ]

I guess it takes one to seem so nonchalant about something awesome

...I just realized something

What is a god doing here?

[worldsaway]

Languishing.

[bottombitch]

well yeah that's more present tense I meant more like

how does a god wind up feeling so out of place that he winds up here?

[worldsaway]

I've been living between worlds for a while. I left my home world for Earth and then I had to leave Earth for my home world, it happened somewhere along the way.

What about you? When did you feel displaced?

[bottombitch]

Is that normal for gods?

I guess for me, it was because I moved to another country.

I'd never been anywhere else but Midorijima before. Sounds lame, I know. But suddenly everything was so foreign and there was only one person in the whole country I even knew.

[worldsaway]

Gods are not unanimous in our thoughts and feelings. We're different people, you'll figure that out when you meet my brother.

There's no shame in it. When you have everything you need, you don't need to go searching.

[bottombitch]

Ah, that was insensitive of me. I'm sorry~

[ ...When you have everything you need. But he was so well taken care of... doesn't this make him ungrateful? ]

But all my needs and more were met... it was just so much and overwhelming

Then arriving here was even worse - how does that even work? How's this place supposed to make me feel less like we don't belong?

[worldsaway]

I don't think they thought that far ahead. But then, they barely seem to understand how they got us here at all.

[bottombitch]

Isn't that dangerous? Using something like the Portal when they don't seem to understand or know how to operate it.

Do you think you'd use it? If given the choice and you were desperate enough.

[ Isn't his people in a tough spot right now too? Aoba wonders just how bad does it have to get for someone to rely on this kind of technology. ]

[worldsaway]

The implication I drew from it is that it was an accident.

I might. Doesn't seem worth it, if they can't control what it does. I could go home, I could go to another universe.

[bottombitch]

[ Ah, he didn't think of that. ]

That makes sense... and honestly? After what I've seen... I'm glad you don't want to use it. It seems dangerous.

...

Aah, I don't know what to think anymore. Some people think this is by design, like we're being manipulated...

But then I think... isn't this such a complicated way to manipulate someone? It's such a pain.

[worldsaway]

If I had all the answers, I wouldn't be here.

[bottombitch]

Sorry, I guess omnipotence isn't your thing.

That's fine, I think it'd be weird talking to someone with all the answers.

Like mansplaining, only worse.

[ Aoba... you're a man, can you even say that ]

[worldsaway]

I'm not sure I know what mansplaining is, but I can hazard a guess...

In any case, I do have business to attend to, but I suppose we're friends now. Next time you're free, we should, as they say do coffee.