Friendr

[worldsaway]

	Friendr
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	Thor Odinson
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Comments

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[bottombitch]

Are you purposefully going for that whole viking thing or are you just as clueless about what to do with Friendr as the rest of us mortals?

[ He's playing along, or well... he thinks he is. He's bored, and his headaches are a little too intense for anything that requires him to get off his bed. That means trolling Friendr for entertainment and socializing. ]

[worldsaway]

The "viking thing" comes naturally. I must admit, I've never made a friend on Friendr. Am I coming off as too intimidating?

[bottombitch]

[ It's a good thing this is text, he'd be embarrassed after the snort of a laugh he just made. Sure, rough housing might sound a little intimidating but if he's entirely honest it might appeal to certain types who are into that sort of thing. He's not gonna judge. Or touch that with a ten foot pole. ]

I'm not sure. Most people seem to just exchange information and contact directly. Maybe Friendr isn't a popular app so much as the only game in town.

What's a 'thunderer' anyway?

[worldsaway]

Most of the people who use it don't seem to be looking for friends, for that matter.

Someone who summons thunder, I'm told.

stares at the camera like in the office

[bottombitch]

[ ... ]

[bottombitch]

Is that a euphemism for something?

I mean how does one summon thunder

If this is a fart joke, I'm leaving

[worldsaway]

The same way someone summons a storm, but my name doesn't mean lightning.

Or fart.

[bottombitch]

[ Aoba thinks he's being trolled. GOD. Okay, he's going to just... never ask what thunderer means again. ]

I hate this

So the Avengers... are they a band or something?

[worldsaway]

I hate you too.

[That's not even what he said.]

We're a team of people who protect the Earth from those who would threaten it.

text; un: slyblue, also I'm sorry for this

[bottombitch]

[ For some people, social media is a way to stay connected with friends and family, bridging the rift of long distance relationships and sharing complete garbage with people you probably have never met with every shitpost your thumbs can bang out.

Some of us can't even get that part right. ]

new poll - can you guess what color today's underwear is

winner gets a ~*special prize*~

never be sorry

[worldsaway]

Is the prize you never asking me such a thing again?

what a good icon dfkjsghdf

[bottombitch]

wow haters to the left

[ WOW RU--Oh no. Oh no... he got his apps confused again?! This isn't his feed, this is Friendr! ]

omg I am so sorry

you weren't supposed to get this

plz don't thunder me

[worldsaway]

Makes me wonder who else you'd be sending this to.

[bottombitch]

It's just a dumb... you know

[ shitpost ]

thing people do on social media...

you make these really outrageous statements that you wouldn't say in front of someone for real because it's too embarrassing or whatever

[ oh god he's making it worse, this sounds so stupid ]

[worldsaway]

Then you shouldn't be embarrassed to personally ask if I can guess the colour of your underwear, right?

I guess that it's a trick question and you aren't wearing any underwear.

[bottombitch]

Y-yeah, I mean

I suppose it's different when you say something suggestive to the general anonymous public vs to someone directly, right?

[ But then Thor's guess makes him stare at the screen. Reads it, reads it again. I mean that's supposed to be the punchline?! Going commando... how did he come to this knowledge? ]

omg...

how did you know?!

[ Stop, this is too much. ]

[worldsaway]

I know a trick question when I see one.

What do I win?

[backwaterbelle]

If by rough housing you mean we spar and I destroy you, then I'm down. Loser buys drinks.

[worldsaway]

It's almost exactly what I meant, only I don't aim to be destroyed.

You're betting with my kind of odds, though. I'm in.

[backwaterbelle]

Not literal destruction. I wouldn't want to bloody that pretty mug of yours.

Best odds are a win/win scenario.

When and where do you want your ass whooping?

[worldsaway]

Luckily for both of us, it fixes itself fast.

Evenings are best for me, provided I don't get called into work. My schedule is desperately open.

The outer parts of the wall are best, I tend to get messy.

[backwaterbelle]

Ain't that a blessing.

[There's a pause because she's laughing at the thought of the God of Thunder with a nine to five job.]

What sort of job you got here?

I can do a night time wrestle session. Just don't think you can get me out of my clothes.

Oh sugar, you and me both.

would you like to move this to action or i can make a log?

[worldsaway]

Search and Rescue, I'm in the perimeter guard.

Did my friendr give you the impression that I'm a deviant? My thoughts are pure. Purely about fighting, anyway.

I would say it's a date, but maybe there's a better word for it.]

Either works! Whichever you prefer.

[backwaterbelle]

Sounds right up your alley.

Not particularly, but I like to tease and throw sass. Besides, aren't Norse gods pretty open about deviance?

It's an asskicking date?

[worldsaway]

Who told you that?

I'm looking forward to it.