Friendr

[worldsaway]

	Friendr
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	Thor Odinson
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[bottombitch]

[ It's a good thing this is text, he'd be embarrassed after the snort of a laugh he just made. Sure, rough housing might sound a little intimidating but if he's entirely honest it might appeal to certain types who are into that sort of thing. He's not gonna judge. Or touch that with a ten foot pole. ]

I'm not sure. Most people seem to just exchange information and contact directly. Maybe Friendr isn't a popular app so much as the only game in town.

What's a 'thunderer' anyway?

[worldsaway]

Most of the people who use it don't seem to be looking for friends, for that matter.

Someone who summons thunder, I'm told.

stares at the camera like in the office

[bottombitch]

[ ... ]

[bottombitch]

Is that a euphemism for something?

I mean how does one summon thunder

If this is a fart joke, I'm leaving

[worldsaway]

The same way someone summons a storm, but my name doesn't mean lightning.

Or fart.

[bottombitch]

[ Aoba thinks he's being trolled. GOD. Okay, he's going to just... never ask what thunderer means again. ]

I hate this

So the Avengers... are they a band or something?

[worldsaway]

I hate you too.

[That's not even what he said.]

We're a team of people who protect the Earth from those who would threaten it.

[bottombitch]

[ RUDE ]

Wow that escalated

That sounds like a pretty tough job

Are you one of those superheroes that fly around and beat up monsters around here?

[worldsaway]

I don't do a lot of anything here, but I can fly around and beat up monsters.

And you?

[bottombitch]

Well, I don't talk about this much

But I am a level 53 Psionic Cybermage from Eos Theta

[worldsaway]

Really?

I have no idea what any of those words mean.

[bottombitch]

It's okay, I mean I don't get what a thunderer is

I just work with the Salvage teams anyway, we don't even have a cool name and only some of us fight monsters

You mentioned something about people using Friendr for other things, what did that mean?

[worldsaway]

I just told you what it is. I can show you, if you need.

Sex, mostly.

1.2

[bottombitch]

[ AH.

yo, hang on a minute while he just tries to process why an app called 'Friendr' turns into sex... ]

2.2; it's because thor's milkshake brings all to the yard

[bottombitch]

[ Nothing, apparently, is sacred ]

Why isn't there an app for hook-ups then? Sounds like there's a market for that.

Anyway, that would be cool - but I'm kinda feeling under the weather so... rain check?

[ The pun wasn't intentional. ]

[worldsaway]

I don't know, but I feel as if I should clarify: I'm not trying to sleep with you.

You don't need to go anywhere. You could just look out a window.

[bottombitch]

[ Well, that's good and all but he assumes - judging from the photo on his profile - that it's Thor who is getting solicited for things other than friendship on the regular.

But it's the second part he's curious about. He rolls over and sits up, resting his chin on the window sill. ]

Okay, I'm looking.

[worldsaway]

[Once Thor has Aoba's confirmation, it only takes a few minutes for clouds to darken the sky. Thunder rumbles and briefly, it starts to rain lightly.]

Do you get it now?

[bottombitch]

...

I get that I'm blaming you for every day of rain when I want
To do something outdoors

That's incredible - how did you do that?

[worldsaway]

I'm the God of Thunder. That's how.

It's not hard.

[bottombitch]

[ The nice thing about text is Thor is spared the flailing and the total losing of one's shit over seeing that kind of thing, complete with falling right backwards out of bed. Once he's recovered, he's typing - from the floor, with legs still on the mattress. ]

I guess it takes one to seem so nonchalant about something awesome

...I just realized something

What is a god doing here?

[worldsaway]

Languishing.

[bottombitch]

well yeah that's more present tense I meant more like

how does a god wind up feeling so out of place that he winds up here?

[worldsaway]

I've been living between worlds for a while. I left my home world for Earth and then I had to leave Earth for my home world, it happened somewhere along the way.

What about you? When did you feel displaced?

[bottombitch]

Is that normal for gods?

I guess for me, it was because I moved to another country.

I'd never been anywhere else but Midorijima before. Sounds lame, I know. But suddenly everything was so foreign and there was only one person in the whole country I even knew.