'member riverview? [open post]

[worldsaway]

[Open post for Riverview retirees.
Feel free to post a top-level as if it were your inbox/friendr and hit up your old CR for some nostalgia RP.]

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[worldsaway]

You don't need to read it, you look at the pictures. That's what I'm trying to say.

If you think an eggplant is a normal way to flirt than I doubt your understanding of emojis.

🍆?Is it meant to symbolise an offering?

[trashvalkyrie]

[ladies and gentlemen, the pride of asgard]

it's meant to be a cock

[worldsaway]

[Oh?

Oh.]

I suppose it looks suggestive, from an angle.

Not sure it's an impression I'd like to give.

[trashvalkyrie]

nothing wrong with making your intentions known
besides i already have the impression that you're well-endowed

[worldsaway]

I can never really tell if you're sincere at the best of times, but it's even more difficult through text.

But I digress. If the eggplant is emblematic of a cock then what do the other emojis represent?

[trashvalkyrie]

why would i joke about that
unless it was to further humiliate you, so, fair point

i think the peach is meant to be an arse
and then there's
👉🏽👌🏾

[worldsaway]

a peach
🍑
hmmm
it does look strikingly familiar
and that leaves very little to the imagination

which furthers my point that emojis have made conversation ruthlessly efficient
you could post those in a sequence and move straight to the bedroom without the needlessly romantic song and dance

[trashvalkyrie]

right but you don't need to use them in every sentence
gotta be more judicious, yeah?

also
who said anything about romance
what happened to a good old-fashioned "fancy a shag?"

[worldsaway]

Perhaps in conversation, but I'm told that they can be disarming and fun in a profile. It makes you more "approachable" and, to be honest, I have something of a reputation. Especially with the Vikings.

Maybe in some respects, I'm still old fashioned.