'member riverview? [open post]

[worldsaway]

[Open post for Riverview retirees.
Feel free to post a top-level as if it were your inbox/friendr and hit up your old CR for some nostalgia RP.]

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thor odinson - cats 2019

[worldsaway]

a. [inbox message:

"Poor timing. Leave your name so I can seek you out in future."]

b.

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[dothelokimotion]

You've never cared for culture.

[worldsaway]

Only where it pertains to human sacrifice.

Otherwise, what I know about culture would blow your mind clean off your shoulders.

[dothelokimotion]

I will regret asking, but fine.

What do you know?

[worldsaway]

Are you suggesting that you might like your head to explode?

Re: thor odinson - cats 2019

[trashvalkyrie]

you use too many emojis
it's embarrassing

[dothelokimotion]

I'm saying I'm ready for a laugh.

a.

[inlaid]

i have some good news and some bad news, which do you want first?

Re: thor odinson - cats 2019

[worldsaway]

you'd have saved time for both of us if you'd just typed 😳
its not hard

What's an emoji for hard
To express hardness/
?
hardness

I looked it up and saw something disgusting.

Wait a moment.
💎🤷

[worldsaway]

If I didn't know you better, I'd say this were a trap.

Give me the bad news, because I am assuming it's just slightly less good than the good news.

[worldsaway]

I feel terribly patronised for some reason. You know I've spent an awful lot of time with the viking folk, don't you? Oh, the things they've told me about you.

[dothelokimotion]

Oh, no the primitive mortals said bad things. However will I survive.

[trashvalkyrie]

sorry i couldn't read any of that due to secondhand embarrassment
but gods, if you're going to try to flirt at least use the eggplant emoji like a normal person?

[worldsaway]

Loki, it's enough that you patronise me. Should you patronise an entire culture?

[dothelokimotion]

You mean the culture that appreciates you.

Embodied the worst of you. The wars, the conquering, the bloodlust. If the Norsemen dislike me, then I am all the better for it.

[inlaid]

the bad news is that we left a closet door open when qiri was in the house, and he got his little teeth into your cloak and dragged it out. it looks like he chewed or ripped into a good portion of it with his claws

[What belongings they have with them from home are important, at least to Bryn's way of thinking. She's not certain how much attachment he has to it, but it seems better to err on the safe side that he feels the same.]

the good news is that i eventually got it away from him and there's enough left that we can hem the ruined portion off of it and turn it into a capelet instead, or some sort of sarong for me.

[worldsaway]

You don't need to read it, you look at the pictures. That's what I'm trying to say.

If you think an eggplant is a normal way to flirt than I doubt your understanding of emojis.

🍆?Is it meant to symbolise an offering?

[trashvalkyrie]

[ladies and gentlemen, the pride of asgard]

it's meant to be a cock

[worldsaway]

That is a dark niche of a rich and enchanting culture.

[But he's sensing they should move away from that.]

I've participated in a wealth of the festivities here. I've learned a thing or two.

[dothelokimotion]

Which you have yet to clarify.

[worldsaway]

Oh, never mind. That is bad news.

Perhaps it would be better to rebirth it into something nice for you. I'd look ridiculous in a capelet. Like an overgrown child.

[worldsaway]

[Oh?

Oh.]

I suppose it looks suggestive, from an angle.

Not sure it's an impression I'd like to give.

[worldsaway]

It's a very broad topic to cover in a few words. Can I interest you in emojis?

🍷🙏🍺🍖🕯️

Do you follow?

[trashvalkyrie]

nothing wrong with making your intentions known
besides i already have the impression that you're well-endowed

rip thor's cloak

[inlaid]

i suppose it's good at least that you can speak somewhat humorously about it. i agree a capelet would not be a good look for you.

maybe i'll just trim the bad parts off and we can figure out what to do with it later.

i'm sorry my dog ate your cape but i'll absolutely make it up to you. whatever you want, you got it.