'member riverview? [open post]

[worldsaway]

[Open post for Riverview retirees.
Feel free to post a top-level as if it were your inbox/friendr and hit up your old CR for some nostalgia RP.]

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[worldsaway]

Only where it pertains to human sacrifice.

Otherwise, what I know about culture would blow your mind clean off your shoulders.

[dothelokimotion]

I will regret asking, but fine.

What do you know?

[worldsaway]

Are you suggesting that you might like your head to explode?

[dothelokimotion]

I'm saying I'm ready for a laugh.

[worldsaway]

I feel terribly patronised for some reason. You know I've spent an awful lot of time with the viking folk, don't you? Oh, the things they've told me about you.

[dothelokimotion]

Oh, no the primitive mortals said bad things. However will I survive.

[worldsaway]

Loki, it's enough that you patronise me. Should you patronise an entire culture?

[dothelokimotion]

You mean the culture that appreciates you.

Embodied the worst of you. The wars, the conquering, the bloodlust. If the Norsemen dislike me, then I am all the better for it.

[worldsaway]

That is a dark niche of a rich and enchanting culture.

[But he's sensing they should move away from that.]

I've participated in a wealth of the festivities here. I've learned a thing or two.

[dothelokimotion]

Which you have yet to clarify.

[worldsaway]

It's a very broad topic to cover in a few words. Can I interest you in emojis?

🍷🙏🍺🍖🕯️

Do you follow?

[dothelokimotion]

Thor. I spent a year with Taako.

I am fluent in emoji

[worldsaway]

Funny. He's also responsible for my capability with them.

Did he teach you this one? 🍆

[dothelokimotion]

Now you're just being insulting.

[worldsaway]

It's like a code everyone is privy to. Especially me. And I certainly did not learn that one just today.

[dothelokimotion]

You learned it today, didn't you.

[worldsaway]

For someone who has disdain for human innovation you seem to hop onto these trends a lot quicker than I do.

What do you make of it? Do you think it's appropriately suggestive or could it be better?

[dothelokimotion]

You seem to forget. I did have human connections for a while.

I feel there are a great many things in human iconography that has phallic imagery. But this does seem weak and pitiful, so it suits humanity perfectly.

[worldsaway]

I hope you don't offer such scathing reviews to the human men who may attempt to court you.

[dothelokimotion]

Human men seem to enjoy the impossible challenge.

[worldsaway]

True. And what better way to vet them than by exposing them to rigorous testing?

[dothelokimotion]

How else will they meet my standards?

[worldsaway]

We have the time and the means to create some sort of elaborate obstacle course.

[And while he's not crazy about people flocking to Loki's nethers, he is crazy about watching them walk through fire for it.]

[dothelokimotion]

That is tempting.

[worldsaway]

There could be a fire-pit, mud-wrestling, some sort of joust and, of course, the crocodiles.