'member riverview? [open post]

[worldsaway]

[Open post for Riverview retirees.
Feel free to post a top-level as if it were your inbox/friendr and hit up your old CR for some nostalgia RP.]

Comments

[worldsaway]

For someone who has disdain for human innovation you seem to hop onto these trends a lot quicker than I do.

What do you make of it? Do you think it's appropriately suggestive or could it be better?

[dothelokimotion]

You seem to forget. I did have human connections for a while.

I feel there are a great many things in human iconography that has phallic imagery. But this does seem weak and pitiful, so it suits humanity perfectly.

[worldsaway]

I hope you don't offer such scathing reviews to the human men who may attempt to court you.

[dothelokimotion]

Human men seem to enjoy the impossible challenge.

[worldsaway]

True. And what better way to vet them than by exposing them to rigorous testing?

[dothelokimotion]

How else will they meet my standards?

[worldsaway]

We have the time and the means to create some sort of elaborate obstacle course.

[And while he's not crazy about people flocking to Loki's nethers, he is crazy about watching them walk through fire for it.]

[dothelokimotion]

That is tempting.

[worldsaway]

There could be a fire-pit, mud-wrestling, some sort of joust and, of course, the crocodiles.

[dothelokimotion]

You and your crocodiles.

[worldsaway]

They are magnificent beasts.

Although, maybe not as fearsome as they ought to be for something like this. We could go to the forest and catch something truly terrifying.

[dothelokimotion]

I suppose I have nothing better to do.

[worldsaway]

Good. Then you'll meet me at the big tree in 15 minutes?

[dothelokimotion]

As you wish.

[worldsaway]

Yes. Big tree. The ugly one with an old man face in the bark, with a suspicious air about it.

[And if Loki can figure out those extremely specific instructions, he will find Thor standing under the big, ugly tree as expected.]

( text > action )

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki arrives in a shimmer of gold and green, wearing his usual black suit with white shirt and green tie. a scarf hangs loosely around his neck. squinting at the tree, loki responds. ]

Do you spend a lot of time here that you can recognize trees . . . ?