'member riverview? [open post]

[worldsaway]

[Open post for Riverview retirees.
Feel free to post a top-level as if it were your inbox/friendr and hit up your old CR for some nostalgia RP.]

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[dothelokimotion]

Human men seem to enjoy the impossible challenge.

[worldsaway]

True. And what better way to vet them than by exposing them to rigorous testing?

[dothelokimotion]

How else will they meet my standards?

[worldsaway]

We have the time and the means to create some sort of elaborate obstacle course.

[And while he's not crazy about people flocking to Loki's nethers, he is crazy about watching them walk through fire for it.]

[dothelokimotion]

That is tempting.

[worldsaway]

There could be a fire-pit, mud-wrestling, some sort of joust and, of course, the crocodiles.

[dothelokimotion]

You and your crocodiles.

[worldsaway]

They are magnificent beasts.

Although, maybe not as fearsome as they ought to be for something like this. We could go to the forest and catch something truly terrifying.

[dothelokimotion]

I suppose I have nothing better to do.

[worldsaway]

Good. Then you'll meet me at the big tree in 15 minutes?

[dothelokimotion]

As you wish.

[worldsaway]

Yes. Big tree. The ugly one with an old man face in the bark, with a suspicious air about it.

[And if Loki can figure out those extremely specific instructions, he will find Thor standing under the big, ugly tree as expected.]

( text > action )

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki arrives in a shimmer of gold and green, wearing his usual black suit with white shirt and green tie. a scarf hangs loosely around his neck. squinting at the tree, loki responds. ]

Do you spend a lot of time here that you can recognize trees . . . ?