'member riverview? [open post]

[worldsaway]

[Open post for Riverview retirees.
Feel free to post a top-level as if it were your inbox/friendr and hit up your old CR for some nostalgia RP.]

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[dothelokimotion]

You mean the culture that appreciates you.

Embodied the worst of you. The wars, the conquering, the bloodlust. If the Norsemen dislike me, then I am all the better for it.

[worldsaway]

That is a dark niche of a rich and enchanting culture.

[But he's sensing they should move away from that.]

I've participated in a wealth of the festivities here. I've learned a thing or two.

[dothelokimotion]

Which you have yet to clarify.

[worldsaway]

It's a very broad topic to cover in a few words. Can I interest you in emojis?

🍷🙏🍺🍖🕯️

Do you follow?

[dothelokimotion]

Thor. I spent a year with Taako.

I am fluent in emoji

[worldsaway]

Funny. He's also responsible for my capability with them.

Did he teach you this one? 🍆

[dothelokimotion]

Now you're just being insulting.

[worldsaway]

It's like a code everyone is privy to. Especially me. And I certainly did not learn that one just today.

[dothelokimotion]

You learned it today, didn't you.

[worldsaway]

For someone who has disdain for human innovation you seem to hop onto these trends a lot quicker than I do.

What do you make of it? Do you think it's appropriately suggestive or could it be better?

[dothelokimotion]

You seem to forget. I did have human connections for a while.

I feel there are a great many things in human iconography that has phallic imagery. But this does seem weak and pitiful, so it suits humanity perfectly.

[worldsaway]

I hope you don't offer such scathing reviews to the human men who may attempt to court you.

[dothelokimotion]

Human men seem to enjoy the impossible challenge.

[worldsaway]

True. And what better way to vet them than by exposing them to rigorous testing?

[dothelokimotion]

How else will they meet my standards?

[worldsaway]

We have the time and the means to create some sort of elaborate obstacle course.

[And while he's not crazy about people flocking to Loki's nethers, he is crazy about watching them walk through fire for it.]

[dothelokimotion]

That is tempting.

[worldsaway]

There could be a fire-pit, mud-wrestling, some sort of joust and, of course, the crocodiles.

[dothelokimotion]

You and your crocodiles.

[worldsaway]

They are magnificent beasts.

Although, maybe not as fearsome as they ought to be for something like this. We could go to the forest and catch something truly terrifying.

[dothelokimotion]

I suppose I have nothing better to do.

[worldsaway]

Good. Then you'll meet me at the big tree in 15 minutes?

[dothelokimotion]

As you wish.

[worldsaway]

Yes. Big tree. The ugly one with an old man face in the bark, with a suspicious air about it.

[And if Loki can figure out those extremely specific instructions, he will find Thor standing under the big, ugly tree as expected.]

( text > action )

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki arrives in a shimmer of gold and green, wearing his usual black suit with white shirt and green tie. a scarf hangs loosely around his neck. squinting at the tree, loki responds. ]

Do you spend a lot of time here that you can recognize trees . . . ?