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[zipit_thanos]

[ Wade's pretty sure that would kill him and wouldn't be fun for anyone. ]

I'll manage somehow.

[ He quips in that deadpan way that is 100% fine with not being demolished from the inside out because of monstrous anatomy. It was fun while it lasted when he was transformed with what he can only term a 'Bag of Holding' for a body, but he's not interested in tangoing with that beast like that. No, no, no, Original Brand Thor suits him just fine.

Wade takes his hand, but he slings a leg over Thor's lap and straddles him instead, pulling his hand to rest on his hip, then reaches for the other. He's still wearing the suit, of course, but he's also not in a hurry. As Thor pointed out, he was frozen not too long ago, and he's still thawing. He's just thawing in a more interesting way. ]

I've been meaning to ask, have you ever nut so hard you did a... [ He moves his fingers around in the air. ] A thunder thing?

[ It's a miracle Wade ever gets laid at all with the shit he says. ]

[worldsaway]

No.

[Thor says, bluntly. Sometimes he humours a silly question, sometimes it warrants a very firm response.]

But I invite you to try.

[He adds, even if he's not really sure it's possible but if anyone can figure it out it is probably Wade. As he adjusts on his lap, Thor winds his arms around him to support his weight and stands up.

It's a little unwieldy since Wade isn't a small man and Thor is a huge man, but he begins to slowly walk them both up the stairs as he kisses Wade's neck. He shoulders into his bedroom, tossing Wade onto the bed with gusto.]

Make yourself at home.